Hey! Something Shiny!

The one thing I planned for my sick day today? To finish this thing I’ve been working on the past few days, which is about 3/4s of the way done. Yeah, hasn’t happened. Well, there’s still five hours left in the day!

Another Day At Chez Paresis

I just got a phone call from President Bill Clinton. These are the circles in which I travel.

Just Click the Link

I don’t usually plug stranger’s blogs, but you should all be reading this. He’s a photographer I like who just happens to be documenting his battle with cancer. And it’s heartbreaking. So there.

Le Sigh

My secret musician boyfriend.

Who Loves You All?

I love you all.

Moving On Up

So, I’m thinking about getting my own little domain name here and such, and just a question for you all: any suggestions as to who to use for the web hosting? And tips for how not to shoot myself in the face while I’m putting everything together? I’m new to this idea, so I’m just [...]

Sophie In the Yard

She was digging holes in the dirt, a pile of small shells beside her on the ground. “These are my babies,” she said. “They are tired so I am putting them to sleep in the ground.” Dig. Dig. Dig. “Their blood is getting on my flip-flops.”

Five Minute Haiku

Jesus fucking Christ get out of my goddamn way I am late for work

Just a Reminder

In case anyone has forgotten? I am awesome. Also? I am humble. Carry on.

Tonight on What The Fuck? Theater

Conversation at the restaurant table next to me… First Old Man: Neil Armstrong, he was a pioneer. Second Old Man: Like Buddy Ebsen. Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed… First Old Man: No. Not like Buddy Ebsen. More like that other guy. What [...]