My child today referred to my penis as my corn dog. I think I should be horrified. Maybe I should also see my doctor.
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Zombie Child, Smack Smack On Your Face!
Posted on May 17, 2010 by Nigel Paresis
Once upon a time, Sophie woke in the middle of the night, looked directly at me and said calmly, “Zombies gonna eat me.” She then immediately fell back asleep. Another time, she was playing on the living room floor when she suddenly said, apropos of nothing, “Zombies are coming.” Today she crawled on top of [...]
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