Potty Mouth

Direct quote from Sophie, regarding what, I do not know: “Dog. Cat. Dog. Pony. Holy crap.” This is how I return to the blogosphere. You’ve all missed me, I know.

Some People Pay To See Things Like This

The girl is currently wrapping dental floss around the dog’s snout like she’s a prepubescent bondage queen. There will be no photos unless the dog eats some of it, and the floss comes out of his ass like a thin white worm. I just have that much love for you all. Update: Not being much [...]

All Dogs Go to Heaven, Because I’d Rather Have Them Dead Than In My Yard

Unrelated to anything else I’m about to post, I watched Shutter Island yesterday, and I desperately wanted to like it more than I did. I enjoyed the novel quite a bit when I read it a few years ago, and of course I’m a big fan of Martin Scorsese, but… I don’t know. It was [...]

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