Fo’ Shizzle

I just saw Snoop Dogg wishing Dora the Explorer a happy birthday on Nickeloden. It’s the end times.

You’re My Inspiration

That last Dora the Explorer post was inspired by my daughter, Miss Sophie. She had been watching a particularly dramatic episode of Dora, in which Swiper the kleptomaniacal fox had stolen several items from our heroine and her monkey companion, Boots. Let’s listen in to the conversation between my three year old and the television, [...]

Dora the Explorer in Realityworld ™

“Oh no!” Dora cried. “How are we going to get across Piranha River and away from the hungry crocodiles chasing us?” Boots the monkey scampered up into a nearby tree and began to idly masturbate, chattering loudly. “We can use those vines to swing across!” Dora turned to address the camera. “But we’re going to [...]