Some random things you might want to know about me: I have been known to eat entire meals standing at the fridge, taking things out and stuffing them into my face, without ever using a plate, a glass or a utensil. I am a grown man. I can do what I want. I did not [...]
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Look, I realize that Sophie is a little over three feet tall, and that this is a big reason why her head can so easily smash into my delicate swimsuit area. I’ve lost track of the number of times that a running welcome home hug-pounce has ended with me trying to not collapse in a [...]
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