Sophie the Stabbing Hobo

Sophie (stabbing Elmo doll with a plastic dagger): I just love to kill people! Me (trying not to raise a serial killer): You shouldn’t love to kill people. That’s not a nice thing to do. Sophie: I love to kill people! I, by the way, did not provide her with her weapon of choice. That [...]

Taken Together, I Sleep With One Eye Open

Kids love hula hoops. I think we can all agree on that. I know mine does. She’s got a pink one that lights up at various points around the circle while she spins it, although the spinning is rather limited at this point, what with her only being three years old and not very coordinated [...]