Another Public Service Message

What we have learned today: Porn is good. Donkey porn is probably not. Probably. Masturbating using a shop vac is definitely not a good idea. Interns at the emergency room like to have a good laugh at a patient’s expense. Fuckers. If you want to give a really good hickey? Shop vac, for the win. [...]

Otter Pops

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.