Moments In the Kitchen with Nigel Paresis

Special note to all the kids out there today: when you are mixing a roux for some gumbo on the stove top, be careful with your stirring of the oil and flour mixture or else you might splash some up on your arm and jesusfuckingchristgoddammitohtheburningtheburningiamonfirefuckfuckfuckjesusshit! Just a little safety tip from me to the aspiring [...]

Self Diagnosis

Sophie has managed to put a six inch long scratch along her belly from a carpet tack that has come exposed on the side of the staircase, as well as slam her finger in the closet door. She tells me that if I take her to the movies and buy her popcorn, she’ll survive. “Popcorn,” [...]