Tonight on What The Fuck? Theater

Conversation at the restaurant table next to me… First Old Man: Neil Armstrong, he was a pioneer. Second Old Man: Like Buddy Ebsen. Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed… First Old Man: No. Not like Buddy Ebsen. More like that other guy. What [...]

Hmm

Some guy just rode his bike past where I am parked, typing away, and said to me: “What’s up, my nigger?” Um. Okay. Moving on.

Ooooooooookay…

Apparently, someone clicked on over here using the search phrase “athletic cup worship.” What the fuck?

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