Tonight on What The Fuck? Theater

Conversation at the restaurant table next to me…

First Old Man: Neil Armstrong, he was a pioneer.

Second Old Man: Like Buddy Ebsen. Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed…

First Old Man: No. Not like Buddy Ebsen. More like that other guy. What was his name?

Second Old Man: Ted Bundy.

First Old Man: Yes, that’s it. Ted Bundy. A real American pioneer.

Second Old Man: That’s for sure. Just like Buddy Ebsen.

Hmm

Some guy just rode his bike past where I am parked, typing away, and said to me:

“What’s up, my nigger?”

Um.

Okay.

Moving on.

Ooooooooookay…

Apparently, someone clicked on over here using the search phrase “athletic cup worship.”

What the fuck?