Conversation at the restaurant table next to me…
First Old Man: Neil Armstrong, he was a pioneer.
Second Old Man: Like Buddy Ebsen. Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed…
First Old Man: No. Not like Buddy Ebsen. More like that other guy. What was his name?
Second Old Man: Ted Bundy.
First Old Man: Yes, that’s it. Ted Bundy. A real American pioneer.
Second Old Man: That’s for sure. Just like Buddy Ebsen.