You loved Dick Van Dyke a lot more than you loved me. Nick at Nite sucks ass.
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You loved Dick Van Dyke a lot more than you loved me. Nick at Nite sucks ass.
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Because the excellent characters and brilliant, snappy dialogue made me think of a time on television when solid writing made for compelling viewing. Also because it made me think of Lauren Graham in Bad Santa yelling “Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa!” while getting banged in the front seat of a car. [...]
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