Yesterday, while we were at the river, someone parked their giant sexy/shiny/magical/compensating pickup truck next to us in the parking lot. And by next to us, I mean pulling into my spot as well as theirs, so that I couldn’t get my doors open enough to get Sophie into her car seat or me into [...]
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Today? This is one of those days when Sophie must be in constant, crawling contact with me at all times, like a baby monkey clutching its mother. Normally? This is fabulous, because I like to suck up as much kid love as possible, since I know that the older she gets, the less interested she [...]
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