Straight From the Horse’s Vagina

Sophie and Molly went to the bookstore today, because the library was closed and Molly needed a book right this minute. Molly came back with a copy of Twilight, which I’m not even going to comment on, since I prefer my vampires of the Salem’s Lot variety rather than the sparkly hairless-chested Jonas Brothers type. [...]

Taken Together, I Sleep With One Eye Open

Kids love hula hoops. I think we can all agree on that. I know mine does. She’s got a pink one that lights up at various points around the circle while she spins it, although the spinning is rather limited at this point, what with her only being three years old and not very coordinated [...]