More Braaaaaaaaaains

My daughter this morning: she runs to the kitty scratching post/house, sticks her head inside the hole. “Why are you putting your head in there?” I ask. “So the zombies won’t eat my head!” Duh, Dad.

Zombie Child, Smack Smack On Your Face!

Once upon a time, Sophie woke in the middle of the night, looked directly at me and said calmly, “Zombies gonna eat me.” She then immediately fell back asleep. Another time, she was playing on the living room floor when she suddenly said, apropos of nothing, “Zombies are coming.” Today she crawled on top of [...]

I Know Why the Caged Zombie Sings

Sophie and I found a bird’s nest in the eaves above our front porch. “See that?” I said. “That’s a bird’s nest. Birds built that so they would have someplace to put their eggs. One day the eggs will hatch and little baby birds will come out.” “Like eggs in the kitchen,” Sophie said. “Well, [...]